Why did the Chicken cross the road??

Grandpa

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."

Pope

"That is only for God to know.."

George W. Bush

"Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done"

Malcolm X

"The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.."

Coldplay

"The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow."

Louis Armstrong

"If you have to ask why chickens cross roads you'll never know."

Mohamed Rasheed Ibrahim

"Kukulhey dhenneveema.. Alhugandu kudairu vala dhiyain. Gos ethanun haayyeggai oiy bihe hifaigen geah dhiyaima mamma vidhaalhuvi bis haayya radhdhu kurumah. Alhugandu egotha kantha kurin.."

NIETZSCHE

"The chicken who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run across the road; one cannot fly into flying"

Philip K. Dick

"What chicken? What road? Neither of them is real. "Neither are you."

Morpheus

"Neo, there is no chicken in your world!"

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

"The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr"

Snoop Dogg

"This (*) fool of a chicken didn't (*) know what the (*) he was doin crossin a (*) alley in (*) Harlem at 1:00 in the (*) mornin'.."
*censored

Shakespeare

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question".