Life's GREAT unanswered Questions..

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

What is another name for another?

Which came first chicken or egg?

What is the best way to keep away from problems?

Why do I forget things?

Who attacked the WTC?

Is Mau moon a good guy or a bad guy?

Why don’t I grow any bigger?

Why do monkeys look ugly?

Does Popeye wear underwear?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

What will I do with a million dollar?

WHO STOLE MY BIKE!!!!!!

Why am I thinking of this topic?

Why are there gaps between fingers?

Why am I me?

Why is the sky blue?

Why are you reading this?

Why did the Chicken cross the road??

Grandpa

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."

Pope

"That is only for God to know.."

George W. Bush

"Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done"

Malcolm X

"The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.."

Coldplay

"The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow."

Louis Armstrong

"If you have to ask why chickens cross roads you'll never know."

Mohamed Rasheed Ibrahim

"Kukulhey dhenneveema.. Alhugandu kudairu vala dhiyain. Gos ethanun haayyeggai oiy bihe hifaigen geah dhiyaima mamma vidhaalhuvi bis haayya radhdhu kurumah. Alhugandu egotha kantha kurin.."

NIETZSCHE

"The chicken who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run across the road; one cannot fly into flying"

Philip K. Dick

"What chicken? What road? Neither of them is real. "Neither are you."

Morpheus

"Neo, there is no chicken in your world!"

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

"The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr"

Snoop Dogg

"This (*) fool of a chicken didn't (*) know what the (*) he was doin crossin a (*) alley in (*) Harlem at 1:00 in the (*) mornin'.."
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Shakespeare

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question".

Prayers..

If only the prayers were answered..

Amzanig Dcsriveoy..

Aoccdrnig to a rsaeerch at a Birsith Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmotnat tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Which Fish Can't [Swim??]

Do you wonder....

The Fish which can't swim is a......

The things that dead fish don’t do
Are more than the things that dead fish do
The things that dead fish do are only one or two
Dead fish don’t go dancing
Dead fish don’t shake a fin
But the thing that dead fish don’t do most is
Dead fish don’t [swim]
Oh no! Dead fish don’t swim!

Murdering English! (Maldivianglish)

Kaheen: How to be the Beyya doing after not being visible for a lengthy time.

Beyya: Yesterday I wanting to go to Kaheenu ge, but I don’t go. Because the maahuge bebe massala thibey. How is to be the you doing? Long time no talkings?

Kaheen: I to be nothing doing in the very much. Wanting to go to Pakistani shop to buy fatuloonu fothi, but stoppaged for the next week end. How is to be the life at your stage.

Beyya: Life is to be sucking down here in the burning home... Last night no bed no sleeping so I was to be very apologetic. It’s not cooling down at my end.

Kaheen: Sorry to be easy to hear about the last night. So you must be in the bad method with the wife. What is the planning category for the finishing ceremony of the horrific week? Is to be you grounding with the wife?

Beyya: Finishing ceremony for the week is a sleeping beauty... Fighting with the wife and reaction has gone into head...so head is aching all the day in the finishing...We have a roast tomorrow...

Kaheen: I was to be full of activity in office for the wholesome ending ceremony of the weeks.. Yesterday was very aridhafus. How is the reaction in the head behaving? Is to be your wife in the flammable mode still?

Beyya: Flaming me is not for the wife. I to be taking more periods the muscle and the reaction was fine!!

Hehe. Chill out. Make more by your own self now!.

A special wish especially for a special person..

6 days from today, Chupana turns seventy! Just kiddin.. She was born 18 years ago (6934 days as per internet sources) and is going to turn 19... 9th of March Two thousand seven; a day after my 18th B’day! (?)

Sorry. This is rather earlier for your Birthday. But before I forget, you’re busy, or any other stupid thing turns out, I want to wish you many MANY happy returns of the day to come. Hope it brings you everything you want (Unless what you wish for is bokibo - well, your mom won't agree).

And I do know that you deserve more than just a few sentences in my blog. But you know, some things are best said when they are not said. (?) Even if I don’t say, you spend memorable times with me and I can guarantee you this much that I won’t ever stop thinking about you!

HAPPY B’DAY CHUPANA!! :)

39 Things You may Not know about me..

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Long time No Talkings..

Yeah, Its been a long time since I have blogged. There isn’t a genuine reason for not bogging. But for a while I thought that blogging was big gulha. But now I changed my mind and feel like I must keep in touch with this. Primarily because it’s something I enjoy doing and want to do more often.. There are several other things that went on my life which kept me busy:
1- I spent more time with friends, enjoying, rather than in front of computer. I wanted to dedicate more time on going out, meeting friends and on coffees.
2- All the things went on office led me to a situation where I dint get a spare time to fart even. Really.. (I got dozens of pending works still)
Anyway, this is my attempt to get back into blogging..

Secrets Revealed..

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Today is Valentine’s Day! Traditionally this day is notable with roses, chocolates, dinners, day outs, etc. I celebrated the day with Short Messages (SMS) to my friends (Not forgetting Chupana as well). Hehe.

I was busy in the office today when my Boss came and asked me teasingly, if I got a call or a card from anybody. I wondered why she asked me that question. Then she continued “You must get a Call because today is Valentines Day. You have to celebrate!” Hehe. I had no word to say. I wanted to tell her what If I didn’t have anybody on my own. Do I still enjoy myself!

A girl asked me if I had considered a date for tonight. I said No!! She mocked at me. Perhaps she was thinking that I was cowardly or rather untruthful.

I asked my friend If he wished his girlfriend ‘Happy Valentines day’.. He gave a funny reply “I would rather celebrate Christmas day!” Hehe. I thought why Christmas day. Perhaps he was having in his mind that Valentines Day is famous for Christians only. I didn’t fall out with him because I didn’t have any Idea about the truth behind it.

So later on, I searched wikipedia. And I came across this interesting thing that caught my eyes. It is something called ‘Singles Awareness Day’ (SAD?) which is celebrated on 14th February. This is a substitute to Valentines Day for people who are not involved in a Romantic Relationship; people like us. And it says that single people gather and celebrates this day to celebrate their single status.

I felt glad knowing the fact that you don’t have to worry on this day. You have an alternative. Hehe. Anyway, if you are single, embarrassed and want to get in to a relationship, this is the number. Call (Number Removed up on Request)! Happy Valentines Day!

Forget it..

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School time..

Education is something I’ve always hated despite the fact that I was always good (damn good!) at school. May be it’s the thing in life that I’m best at. Hehe. Its been seven months since I’ve retired (?) from CHSE and I really want to be back there even though as much my private and social life is overwhelming. Sometimes I just wish I could make money going to school. Imagine going to school like you go to office everyday. You could ‘cut’ classes, hangout with friends, disturb the teachers, create all the nuisances, or even go to the park. Hehe. Nobody would care.

I go to office everyday at 8 o’clock. And that is the time where most of the CHSE guys rise and shine. In fact I meet many of them on my way and that makes me miss CHSE a little. The guys tell me about classes and stuff that makes me a bit jealous.

Today, I felt kind of ‘vai’ so I sat near the computer and my eyes caught the CHSE photo album which I haven’t had time to see for a long time. And that made me miss it a lot. Hello to those who would laugh at me. Im NOT a bookworm. Infact I HATE education. Teachers are boring to me. But its just that I have had such good memories linked to school. Missing classes, getting late, ‘ganging’ around, coffe with mates, playing in the class, Ice creams and Juice joints, hanging around with Anita, writing a note to Mai, scolding Chupana, mocking at Waheed (the Great Legend!) skipping the class whenever felt like sleeping may sound typical to you. But to me, It’s like heaven!

I still remember the last day at CHSE. It was June 26, two thousand & six! The students had all kinds of fun like writing in uniform, ‘kulajehun’ and all that kind of jazz. But I dint have any interest in those. (Its not really my type) so I was very hush hush. I walked from Dharubaaruge to Seagiul Café, then to the park (Very typical of me) with my mates. Most of us were girls and we had all kinds of fun. I brought all of them home and had quite good laughs with them. It was when they left I realised how empty I felt. I took my Uniform off and felt like grr!! I don’t know what. Hehe. Obviously I felt very empty from the bottom of my heart, not forgetting the fact that I’m a BIG boy!

I’ve had problems at school too. I’ve had tough times with teachers. I’ve been caught cutting the classes. I have been thrown out of the classes though I was labeled as a ‘good’ student. There came times when I really was screwed up. BUT I don’t regret it. I don’t regret the incredible amount of concerns I have had. Because for me. School was NOT just a place where student learn from teachers.. (I searched Wikipedia!) It means more to me. The social aspect of it and the holidays atleast is a breeze for me!

Are you afraid??

Nowadays People everywhere want to be on their own, they want to be unique whether it is putting your name on your shirt or getting your outfits custom made. In order to be unique you have to have high self-esteem and be able to stand out in a crowd. You have to be a person who carries your head high and doesn’t care what others think.
Look around in Male and you will see many diverse fashions. Take a white T-shirt for example: you may think that it would be too boring to wear, but just because it is plain doesn’t mean you can’t wear it in a special way. You can dye it, cut it up, roll up the shirt and make it into the latest trend accessory, or whatever. It all depends on you.
We also might feel pressure from our peers to be what ever they are. We might feel embarrassed for not smoking in a crowd where all others are having a cigar on their mouth. Do not be afraid to do your own thing. Do whatever you feel is comfortable.. Just because everybody and there father is doing something, it doesn’t mean that you have to do too.. If you aren't happy with what you are, be what you think is best for you
Don’t be afraid to be different, reach for things new. You may have been tired; you may have tried a lot. But don’t loose confidence. Last of all, be you!! That is the best thing anyone can do when dealing with things.